"In honour of international women’s day (and the ever-so-slightly predictable “But what about INTERNATIONAL MEN’S DAY, EH? EH? WHAT ABOUT THAT? WHERE’S OUR DAY? EH?” backlash) I thought it might be nice if we could deal with this kind of thing by setting aside a day in advance for all the chip-on-shoulder whiny bleaters who can’t handle the idea of setting aside days to recognise various things."